with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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