I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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