one two three fourrrrnication!
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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