But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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