Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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