Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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