Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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