omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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