white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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