drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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