I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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