Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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