Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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