in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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