you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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