S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
