But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Randomize
