piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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