idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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