the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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