Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
we're so committed to being not committed
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