People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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