I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
thus making me awesome and them whores
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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