we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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