I showed him my bush... on skype.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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