I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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