Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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