i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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