So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Randomize
