I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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