Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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