Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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