he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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