just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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