They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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