At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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