oh god the rape fog is back!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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