So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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