Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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