So drunk, too bad you don't want this
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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