More tranny stories later!
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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