The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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