is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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