we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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