If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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