i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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