covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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