...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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