wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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