What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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