yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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