i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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