The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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