We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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